Guys, I fucking LOVE CATS
It's in the trees, it's coming.
There are no more fuck'n fish in the sea.
I'VE GOT THE CAPS LOCK ON!
Why are inflatable things so much more exciting?
What's on your mind?
Shame on you Ant. You and your red sneakers.
Well that went much better than expected...
Jesus fucking shit fuck shit fuck shit. That was horrible.
I just want to get topless and jump up and down.
Got to get cat and rabbit off me and climb into the attic.
Ah. So that's why I've been moody.
Is it just me or does anyone else thing the world is getting just a wee bit freakier?
This isn't my idea, but describe your penis as a movie title.
I've been semi-bionic for three years now.
Don't go anywhere, I'll be RIGHT BACK. Everything is going to be okay.
I've been thinking about becoming a marriage celebrant. What do you think?
I love the smell of his moustache.
I'm so excited, I might pee my pants!!
What is the warmest type of shoe?
I need something that sits on my shoulder and punches me in the face every time I think I suck at something.